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The
Complete Peanuts 1950-1952
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This
is Spider-Hag.
She was once a normal little old lady named Gray Barfer, until she
was bitten by a radioactive spider and gained the ability to crawl
walls, swing from fish net, and make really, really bad puns.
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Her
nephew, Tweeter, is a priest, and is also campaign manager
for… |
The
Stingpin, one of Spider-Hag’s greatest foes. An organized
crime leader, he is running for mayor of Dew Fork City against… |
Pizza
Girl, the mysterious waitress known for sneaking into restaurants
and putting laughing gas in the pizza. She is furious at Stingpin for
going on TV with trumped up allegations against her on the night before
the election. |
Dr.
Boom, another of Haggy’s foes, was battling her recently
in an avocado canning plant when an explosion blew him and his mafia associates,
Rosetti and Valentino, to the storybook island of Wood Kingdom, one of
the TP Islands. |
Paul
Bear is president of the TP Islands. He is currently attending
the G9 Summit in Washington, D.C., along with Dr. Boom and… |
Carry-the-Ott,
TPI Secretary of State. Before leaving for Washington, Carry hired… |
Razor,
a private investigator, to watch for any suspicious goings-on in the office
of… |
Charlie
Horse, TPI Vice President and known power-coveter. Indeed,
he has just snuck a bill, deceptively named the Cute Little Kittycat Act,
through the TPI Senate; the bill makes him Lord High Emperor of the TP
Islands! Some of his illegal activities are known by… |
Kay
Kangaroo, one of the TPI Senators. He is blackmailing her with
fake photos (put together with only the finest rubber cement) that purport
to show her having a dalliance with the Stingpin. Razor has stolen the
photos from Charlie’s office…but why? |
Don
Tacciami, a.k.a. The Big Boss, Godfather of the Dew Fork Mafia,
has received several favors from Charlie… but he wants a few more.
Meanwhile, he has kidnapped… |
Rosetti
and Valentino from Wood Kingdom and taken them back to Dew
Fork City, giving them orders to catch Spider-Hag. After several attempts
to catch her failed, they placed a personal ad in the newspaper, asking
her to let them catch her. This idea worked. Their success will allow
the Big Boss to prove to… |
the
Men in White Coats that he is better at catching crazy people
than they are... though, given their track record, that’s not saying
much. Two of the MIWC, Joe and Irv, tracked… |
Soaker
and Mr. Queeze, two of the many Insane Asylum escapees, to Drilligan’s
Island. However, Joe and Irv’s helicopter crashed there, leaving
them unconscious. The chopper was then commandeered by Soaker and Mr.
Queeze, along with their embedded reporter… |
Eddie
Wojohowitcz of the Daily Fishwrap, who hopes to achieve fame
and fortune by bringing about the rescue of… |
Drilligan,
Nipper, No-Messer, Singe-er, Dairy Ann, Hungrin Fowl, and his wife, Hatey. |
This
strange, glowing rock showed up in Soaker’s luggage.
What does it all mean?! |
This
is Joe Jackson. He'll be important later. Trust us. |
Spider-Hag
has allowed herself to be “captured” by Rosetti and Valentino,
but in reality she is hoping to spy on the Big Boss to help police detective
Sick Tracy, on whom she has an unrequited crush. |
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