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The
Haggy Store

The
Complete Peanuts 1950-1952
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This
is Spider-Hag.
She was once a normal little old lady named Gray Barfer, until she
was bitten by a radioactive spider and gained the ability to crawl
walls, swing from fish net, and make really, really bad puns.
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Her
nephew, Tweeter, is a priest, and is also campaign manager
for… |
...The
Stingpin, one of Spider-Hag’s greatest foes. An organized
crime leader, he is running for mayor of Dew Fork City against… |
...Pizza
Girl, the mysterious waitress known for sneaking into restaurants
and putting laughing gas in the pizza. She is furious at Stingpin for
going on TV with trumped-up allegations against her on the night before
the election. She'd be even angrier if she realized that... |
...Mr.
Fixit has been hired by Stingpin to fix the election! |
Dr.
Boom, another of Haggy’s foes, is the ruler of the
small nation of Splatveria. He is attending the G9 summit in Washington,
together with... |
...Paul
Bear, president of the TP Islands, and... |
...Carry-the-Ott,
TPI Secretary of State. The summit is being hosted by... |
...Dubya.
The final-night summit banquet is now under attack by... |
...Soaker
and Mr. Queeze, who commandeered an Insane Asylum helicopter
to Washington, together with... |
...Eddie
Wojohowitcz, reporter for the Daily Fishwrap. Soaker is in possession
of... |
...The
Sly Stone, which showed up in his luggage. The Stone will grant
a wish to anyone who holds it while saying the name of a '70s soul song. |
Meanwhile,
Cool Cat has just realized that there is some connection
between The Stone and his friend... |
...'70s
relic Joe Jackson. But what is the connection? Could
it have something to do with...THE SEVENTIES?! |
TP
Islands crime lord Rip Van Vulture wants The Stone, believing
it will make him impervious to bad luck when he takes on the Mafia in
its stronghold of Wood Kingdom, location of TPI capital Woodtown, where... |
...Charlie
Horse, TPI Vice President and known power-coveter, has tricked
the Senate into making him him Lord High Emperor! His coup d'etat has
just been discovered by... |
...Razor,
a private investigator hired by Carry-the-Ott, to watch for just such
a power grab. |
Calvin
Fox,
Charlie's Chief of Staff, hasn't lifted a paw to stop his boss' overreach.
Shame on him! |
Kay
Kangaroo and the rest of the TP Islands senators made their opposition
to the coup known, but they were forcibly ejected from the Capitol building
by... |
...Rocco
(right) and Forsythe, Charlie's mob-linked associates,
on loan to Charlie from their boss... |
...Don
Tacciami, a.k.a. The Big Boss, Godfather of the Dew Fork Mafia.
He has received several favors from Charlie… but he wants a few
more. Meanwhile, he has kidnapped… |
...Rossetti
and Valentino, who were in Woodtown with Dr. Boom, and taken
them back to Dew Fork City, giving them orders to catch Spider-Hag. They
managed to succeed, although only because Spider-Hag wants to infiltrate
the mob and be a covert agent for the police, to get on the good side
of... |
...Police
detective Sick Tracy, on whom she has an unrequited crush.
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Don
Tacciami has taken control of the Insane Asylum, making him the boss of
the Men in White Coats, including… |
...Timothy
Bear, a native of the TP Islands, and brother of TPI President
Paul Bear. He would prefer to be able to bring back... |
...the
Insane Asylum boss to be, er, the Insane Asylum boss.
(OK, he doesn't have an actual name. Working on it!) Don Tacciami bought
him off by giving him his own pizzeria, Da Pizza Place. |
Tim,
Rossetti, and Valentino braved an armadillo invasion
to get lunch for Don Tacciami at Da Pizza Place. While Tim calls Paul
to warn him of Charlie's mob connections, Rossetti and Valentino are presented
with a Pontiac by... |
...Oprah.
Yeah, sure, why not? |
Meanwhile,
on an island in the Pacific, Drilligan, Nipper, No-Messer, Singe-er,
Dairy Ann, Hungrin Fowl, and his wife, Hatey are just hanging
out when they are surprised by... |
...a
mysterious guy surrounded by blue fog. He, too, is searching for The Stone... |
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