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The Haggy Store

 

 

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The Complete Peanuts 1950-1952

This is Spider-Hag. She was once a normal little old lady named Gray Barfer, until she was bitten by a radioactive spider and gained the ability to crawl walls, swing from fish net, and make really, really bad puns.

Her nephew, Tweeter, is a priest, and is also campaign manager for…
...The Stingpin, one of Spider-Hag’s greatest foes. An organized crime leader, he is running for mayor of Dew Fork City against…
...Pizza Girl, the mysterious waitress known for sneaking into restaurants and putting laughing gas in the pizza. She is furious at Stingpin for going on TV with trumped-up allegations against her on the night before the election. She'd be even angrier if she realized that...
...Mr. Fixit has been hired by Stingpin to fix the election!
Dr. Boom, another of Haggy’s foes, is the ruler of the small nation of Splatveria. He is attending the G9 summit in Washington, together with...
...Paul Bear, president of the TP Islands, and...
...Carry-the-Ott, TPI Secretary of State. The summit is being hosted by...
...Dubya. The final-night summit banquet is now under attack by...
...Soaker and Mr. Queeze, who commandeered an Insane Asylum helicopter to Washington, together with...
...Eddie Wojohowitcz, reporter for the Daily Fishwrap. Soaker is in possession of...
...The Sly Stone, which showed up in his luggage. The Stone will grant a wish to anyone who holds it while saying the name of a '70s soul song.
Meanwhile, Cool Cat has just realized that there is some connection between The Stone and his friend...
...'70s relic Joe Jackson. But what is the connection? Could it have something to do with...THE SEVENTIES?!
TP Islands crime lord Rip Van Vulture wants The Stone, believing it will make him impervious to bad luck when he takes on the Mafia in its stronghold of Wood Kingdom, location of TPI capital Woodtown, where...
...Charlie Horse, TPI Vice President and known power-coveter, has tricked the Senate into making him him Lord High Emperor! His coup d'etat has just been discovered by...
...Razor, a private investigator hired by Carry-the-Ott, to watch for just such a power grab.
Calvin Fox, Charlie's Chief of Staff, hasn't lifted a paw to stop his boss' overreach. Shame on him!
Kay Kangaroo and the rest of the TP Islands senators made their opposition to the coup known, but they were forcibly ejected from the Capitol building by...
...Rocco (right) and Forsythe, Charlie's mob-linked associates, on loan to Charlie from their boss...
...Don Tacciami, a.k.a. The Big Boss, Godfather of the Dew Fork Mafia. He has received several favors from Charlie… but he wants a few more. Meanwhile, he has kidnapped…
...Rossetti and Valentino, who were in Woodtown with Dr. Boom, and taken them back to Dew Fork City, giving them orders to catch Spider-Hag. They managed to succeed, although only because Spider-Hag wants to infiltrate the mob and be a covert agent for the police, to get on the good side of...
...Police detective Sick Tracy, on whom she has an unrequited crush.
Don Tacciami has taken control of the Insane Asylum, making him the boss of the Men in White Coats, including…
...Timothy Bear, a native of the TP Islands, and brother of TPI President Paul Bear. He would prefer to be able to bring back...
...the Insane Asylum boss to be, er, the Insane Asylum boss. (OK, he doesn't have an actual name. Working on it!) Don Tacciami bought him off by giving him his own pizzeria, Da Pizza Place.
Tim, Rossetti, and Valentino braved an armadillo invasion to get lunch for Don Tacciami at Da Pizza Place. While Tim calls Paul to warn him of Charlie's mob connections, Rossetti and Valentino are presented with a Pontiac by...
...Oprah. Yeah, sure, why not?
Meanwhile, on an island in the Pacific, Drilligan, Nipper, No-Messer, Singe-er, Dairy Ann, Hungrin Fowl, and his wife, Hatey are just hanging out when they are surprised by...
...a mysterious guy surrounded by blue fog. He, too, is searching for The Stone...
 
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