Spider-Hag Character Profile #4:

Pizza Girl

Is she a villain? No one quite knows, but it's clear that she pursues her own mysterious agenda. While this originally consisted of merely being a waitress who put laughing gas in her customers' pizza, her ambitions have expanded to being mayor of Dew Fork.

Favorite catch phrase: "Hi, it's pizza time!"

Favorite singer: Pete Cetera (get it? "Pizza-tera"?)